The Truth ...

Author: william_wraithe

Date: November 20, 2007

by william_wraithe
11-20-07
You know that saying ... if a squirrel farts in the woods, would anyone notice?
I think I ate too many nuts .... ohhhhhh!
What? NO! NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! NOT THAT!
The shot heard round the forest ....
gnnnnnnn! Ahhhhhh.....
AAAHHHHHH......
They only notice if there are sufficient witnesses ... and so far, there never has been to tell the tale.
If you tell anyone what transpired here today .... I will kill your family, your friends, your aunts and uncles, your cousins, your nieces, nephews ... even your fucking fish! Got it!