The Truth ...

Author: william_wraithe

Date: November 22, 2007

by william_wraithe
11-22-07
What was that song? I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause?
Dude, my little girl said she saw my wife kissing you last night? WTF, man?
Nah ... she wasn't kissing me on the lips ... she was sucking my ...
Muther fucker!
10 minutes later ...
Now remember ... tell your wife I will be coming down her chimney really slow ... and tell her to wear that black teddy tonight.
Yes, sir ...