The Truth ... about Burger King.

Author: william_wraithe

Date: December 21, 2007

by william_wraithe
12-21-07
Wanna know why Burger King had that hoax on TV?
Mr. Burger King ... I want to ask you a question...
Shoot, little kid.
Um ... did you really get rid of the Whopper at Burger King?
Well, let me put it this way... no, it was a hoax. It was only to see if valued customers would freak out, piss their pants, and then riot the store killing everyone inside.
Now you know ...
Why?
That's a good question, my boy. I think that Burger King just wanted some attention because everyone was going to Wendy's more often.