The Truth ... about quitting smoking.

Author: william_wraithe

Date: December 21, 2007

by william_wraithe
12-21-07
Ever wonder what it's really like for a person who quits smoking for only three days?
Hiiiiiiiiii - Deeeeee - Hoooooooo, DAVE!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The cigarettes found me!
Bet your thinking of toking on my tail pipe, aren't ya, big boy?! Yep, you can smell the nicotine now can't ya?!
Please God! Puh-leeeease! Make it go away! (sob)
Now you know .... not to ever start smoking.
Bet you wished you had bought that pill now, don't you Dave?!!! Smell the aroma! I can hear the little nicotine demons in your brain, dave! SMOKE ME! SMOKE ME!
AGGGHHHHHHHH!!!