Nothing To Lose

Author: william_wraithe

Date: March 30, 2008

by william_wraithe
3-30-08
Why Pirates are no longer insured ....
Mr. Red Beard... I don't know how to say this exactly but, your insurance won't cover the loss of your hand ...
arrr.....
It just so happens that just last week they changed the rules and do not cover bathroom accidents anymore related to pirates and dynomite.
ARRRRR!
What the hell?
We's gots a place for crooked insurance agents ... it's called the gallows. Feel free to hang around ... hee hee