I sold my soul and all i got was this crappy t-shirt

Author: wingenvy

Date: June 1, 2002

by wingenvy
6-01-02
Hmm........I wonder if I'd be missed...........
5 days later...........
*You have NO NEW MESSAGES, YA FUCKING LOSER, oh.........except for about 50 calls from creditors.........
Well, it's refreshing to know I haven't sold my soul yet.........