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| My name's Gabe Billings; I am a colossal geek; Low Pass is my home. | |
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| Gabey, I miss you!; We haven't had sex for weeks; Do you still love me? | |
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| Statistics don't lie; I make more comics than God; This is my purpose. | |
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| We can't pay the bills; They've shut off our water and; the dog is on fire! | |
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| No time to sleep now; The magic number awaits; - one hundred thousand! | |
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| I want a divorce; I have found another man; His name's ObiJo. | |
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