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Dear Emeril: We at Boorite, Inc. thought you might spice up your show with these variations on your slogan, "We're gonna kick it up a notch. BAM!"
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| We're gonna dress it up all pretty and make it our bitch! BOO-YAH! | |
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| Let's eat it, projectile vomit it on the wall, and call it art! SPLORF! | |
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| We're gonna rub it on my doodads and see who wants a taste! SATCHMO! | |
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| Get jiggy wid it, you funky cheesebag! OY VEH! | |
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| Take that, you pathetic, nagging bitch! I HATE YOU, MOMMY! | |
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| Let's touch it in its special place like uncle Jimmy used to do! FAHRVERGNUGGEN! | |
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