Comic Contest XVII: Mr. Sociopath goes a-courtin'...

Author: wirthling

Date: March 31, 2001

by wirthling
3-31-01
I've just had 13 jell-o shots followed up with 4 Shiner Bocks and am totally shit-faced. What are you thinking right now?
I'm wondering what a whore like you would look like without skin...
If you could be any part of an automobile, what part would you be and why?
I think I'd be the steering wheel, so I could make the car veer off the road and run over whores like you...
What is your idea of the perfect date with me?
It starts off with you asking me stupid questions like these. Next, I beat you to death with a baseball bat. That's what a whore like you deserves...