Disney World's least favorite theme park...

Author: wirthling

Date: May 27, 2001

by wirthling
5-27-01
What the hell are you supposed to be? Some kind of hippie scarecrow?
No, I'm Jesus Christ, your savior. Welcome to Salvation Land, little girl!
Oh... Are there any cool rides in Salvation Land??
Um, no, but we do have bible study classes and a swell christian choir!
Salvation Land sucks. I can't wait 'til they promote me to Goofy...