Disney World's other least favorite theme park...

Author: wirthling

Date: May 27, 2001

by wirthling
5-27-01
I hate Salvation Land! It ain't worth 6 bucks an hour to put on this costume, get nailed to a cross, and have kids throw rocks at your nuts...
Hey, it's 150 degrees inside this Cthulhu costume! I wish all I had to wear was a loincloth, nuts be damned!
Say, by the way, what kind of rides do you guys have over there at the Land of Lost Souls?
We don't have any rides. When kids wander in, we just impale them on rusty spikes or squirt sulphuric acid on them...
Sweet!
Yeah, if only they ventilated this costume, I would have the perfect job...