For some reason, Roger never gets laid...

Author: wirthling

Date: June 26, 2001

by wirthling
6-26-01
HI THERE, SUGAR BRITCHES!!! MY NAME IS ROGER!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME??? WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE DINNER AND SEX WITH ME THIS EVENING??? OR JUST SEX???
Cripes! Why are you yelling at me, you friggin' weirdo?!
SORRY, I ALWAYS TALK LIKE THIS!!! MY THERAPIST SAYS THAT I OVERCOMPENSATE FOR THE SMALL SIZE OF MY PENIS BY BEING EXCESSIVELY LOUD AND RUDE!!!
Why me?!
SO, HOW ABOUT THE DINNER AND SEX??? HELLO??? IS IT YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH OR SOMETHING??? MAYBE YOU CAN JUST BLOW ME INSTEAD??? HELLO???