Fate-Based Initiative

Author: wirthling

Date: September 5, 2005

by wirthling
9-05-05
We have a plan to combat future hurricanes -- we have determined that releasing a billion killer bees into the storm can dissipate much of its energy.
But then won't the killer bees attack people, Mr. President?
Yes, we thought of that. We have genetically engineered a billion killer-bee-killer wasps that will take out the bees.
And then how will the killer-bee-killer wasps be eradicated?
Genetically engineered bat-snake-shark-scorpions! Dude!!!
But then how... ah, fuck it.