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Besides being omnipotent and creating our world in 7 days, God is also an accomplished YODELER!!!
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Methuselah lived for 969 YEARS!!! Eat your heart out, Strom Thurmond!
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| I've been praying for death for over 800 years. God is a sadistic bitch! *sigh* | |
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Noah's 300 cubit long ark housed MILLIONS of animals for 6 MONTHS!!!
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| And it stunk like a motherfucker! | |
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| At least you didn't have to carry 23 species of tapeworm like I did... | |
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