The Noodle Testament

Author: wirthling

Date: October 18, 2005

by wirthling
10-18-05
I, THE GREAT AND MIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, AM THY FATHER! I NEED YOU TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THE SAKE OF MANKIND.
Fuck no.
BUT YAHWEH'S BOY DID IT AND NOW LOOK HOW FAMOUS THEY ARE!
Hey, I saw "The Passion." I got three words for ya: Nuh. Fucking. Uh.
I'LL LET YOU BANG MILLA JOVOVICH.
Deal.