A nation perplexed: The truth is out there...

Author: wirthling

Date: February 5, 2001

by wirthling
2-05-01
Unconvinced by evil_d's explanation, the President asks for help from NSA cryptographers...
After studying the phrase "All your base are belong to us," we have discovered several anagrams that may be of some significance...
"Great boobs a-lull our NSA eye."
"A lab to rub eel gel on your ass."
"Grab beer, you loose anal slut!"
"O go see us rub a lonely lab rat."...What do you think, Mr. President?
I'm thinkin' maybe you boys need to get out of the lab a little more often...