A nation perplexed: Secret agent man!

Author: wirthling

Date: February 6, 2001

by wirthling
2-06-01
The CIA dispatches an undercover operative to try to gain access into the "All your base are belong to us" underground movement...
Pssst...ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Back off, creepoid! I have pepper spray and I WILL use it...
Pssst...ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Dude, you CIA guys need to update the Covert Operations Disguise Manual... A beatnik?! Sheeeah!
Contact?
Pssst...ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB.