CC 70: Next Stop, Planet Häagen-Dazs

Author: wirthling

Date: October 5, 2001

by wirthling
10-05-01
What in Xortran's spiny tongue is going on here? This isn't Phallus Prime!
Maura, why are we stopped here at a Mrs. Fields Cookie Store rather than en route to Phallus Prime as I ordered?!
I don't know. We also made unscheduled stops at Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts. I'd check with that Crabbyzoid engineer of yours.
What have you done to my ship this time, Volgor?!
You don't like the new and improved impulse engines?