DexX is a Dingo-Humping Bastard

Author: wirthling

Date: October 12, 2001

by wirthling
10-12-01
I've been abducted by aliens! Cool! Where are we going? Are you going to probe me? Can we make some crop circles? What's this button do?
DO NOT TOUCH THAT BU-- too late! Better grab onto something, stupid humanoid! You just activated the Hork Drive!
Round and round the Hork Drive goes, where it stops, nobody knows!...Uh, release my mating appendage at once or I will be forced to toast you!
Must hold on to you...ship is spinning too fast...haven't been this nauseous since...wirthling beat LadyJ with that...crappy ass comic!
pPPHhhhzzZAT!
Whoa! You almost hit me with that thing! I think you fried the ship, buddy!
*sigh* Um, could you please let go of my mating appendage now?