CC80: Gratuitous Gabe-Bashing, Part MCMLXVIII

Author: wirthling

Date: November 16, 2001

by wirthling
11-16-01
Little Miss Sara sat on her chair-a, eating her curds and whey...
What IS this shit?!
...when her spouse, the spoogobbler, said:
I got 2 advance tix to Harry Potter!!!
...and she replied:
My god! Could you be any more gay?!
Oh crap! She's on to me!