Say 'ello to ma liddle frien'...

Author: wirthling

Date: February 13, 2001

by wirthling
2-13-01
Hey there, miss, would you like to meet my little friend? He's warm and furry...
Back off, psycho!
Would you like to meet my little friend? He just wants to sit on your lap while you stroke him and scratch him behind the ears...
Ugh! Stay away from me, weirdo!
Is it my breath?
I dunno, little friend... Sorry, I tried...