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| How can I help you, Mr. Johnson? | |
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| Well, my box of Sara Lee Herring Pie came with a gift certificate for a free office visit, so I thought I'd see you about my, uh, chronic nocturnal problem. | |
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| I recommend that we amputate your skinflute. | |
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| Amputate?! Hell, no! There must be something else that can be done! Can't you prescribe something? | |
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| I'm sorry, but if you read the gift certificate's fine print, you'll see that it only covers amputations, Band-Aids, earmuffs, and lollipops. Need some earmuffs? | |
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| This sucks, but it's still better than my old HMO! | |
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