Some traditions are meant to be broken...

Author: wirthling

Date: February 18, 2001

by wirthling
2-18-01
Slapdangle Fishnut?
Um, no...
Jiffypop Assbasket? Snagglefop Tinkleberg? Bananarama Dingdong? Bungnugget Pootpuddle?
No, no, no, and NO!
Rimjobula Douchebaggot?
Oh God, NO! I know that having the father name the baby is a tradition in your family, Spankwoody, but some traditions are meant to be broken...