The Lost Seuss Files: Junky's Naked Lunchy

Author: wirthling

Date: December 17, 2001

by wirthling
12-17-01
Junky, a man, with a pesticide can, spilled the dust, in a gust, and it whirled through his brainpan.
I feel rather odd, and my thumb smells like God!
And his sphincter arose, like a waking rose, and whispered a jig, like Christ in the pokey, you dig.
Let go the jelly, twixt your colon and belly, and let's teach our asshole to sing!
But it only barks thunder, and tears ass asunder, and it can't be taught nary a thing!
And the Interzone faded, the demons quite sated, and Junky, a man, with a pesticide can, contemplated.
As soon as I can, I must try that again!