Grumpy Old Spacemen...

Author: wirthling

Date: February 20, 2001

by wirthling
2-20-01
Boy am I glad to get off that stinkin' planet!
Yeah, there's nothing like a nice, cool spaceship after a long, hot day of mutilating cattle and making crop circles...
How can the humans stand that heat?! My eyes were sweating!
The global warming is making it even worse. I'd rather eat a rotting Zprrapwonk than go back to Houston or Tampa, I tell ya!
Well, you know what they say about that hot earth weather and global warming...
Yeah, it's not the heat, it's the humanity...