Zen and the Art of Wife Maintenance: Episode 1

Author: wirthling

Date: January 22, 2002

by wirthling
1-22-02
Honey, um, are you going to do the dishes tonight? You promised that you'd do them last night and the night before that and the night--well, you get the idea.
And are we going to have sex ever again? It's been months since the last time we made love. I can hardly remember what it's like.
ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME, WIRTHLING?!
Shhhh! Can this wait? I'm trying to come up with a word that rhymes with "uvula" for a comic contest...