Zen and the Art of Wife Maintenance: Episode 3

Author: wirthling

Date: January 22, 2002

by wirthling
1-22-02
OK, I'm serious now, wirthling! I'm tired of you taking me for granted!
I know you say you love me, but it's about time you PROVED YOUR LOVE!
Prove your love? Uvula. Prove-your-love. Uvula. That sorta rhymes! Thanks, honey!
Does this mean that you'll talk to me now?
Sure, right after I come up with a rhyme for "sphincter"...