CC97: A Half-Life is Better than None, Part 1

Author: wirthling

Date: February 1, 2002

by wirthling
2-01-02
We at PetroCo care about you and the environment. I'm here at our Lexington refinery to talk to you about Gammaline® irradiated gasoline.
We know that some so-called environmentalists have doubts that Gammaline® is truly eco-friendly. Well, we just, uh, we wanted to, um...
Um, I mean, uh, we know that, uh--ok, what the hell is that thing?!
Hi, mom! I'm on TV! Whooooooooo!!!