Operation Enduring Hypocrisy

Author: wirthling

Date: February 5, 2002

by wirthling
2-05-02
My fellow Americans, I am here again to talk to you about drugs and how evil they are.
And the Anti-Smoking Federation sent me to help out. Did you know tobacco kills several times more people than all illegal drugs combined?
Uh...
And I know our President, despite his many supporters in tobacco country, is going to support the war on tobacco! Right, George? George?
Ignore it and it'll go away! It must be a pretzel-induced hallucination! Ignore it and it'll go away!