Comic Contest #8: Scrooge forgets his medication...

Author: wirthling

Date: February 26, 2001

by wirthling
2-26-01
Hey there, my boy! What day is it?
I ain't your 'boy"! And it's Christmas Day, you senile old coot!
Excellent, my boy! I want you to go down to the corner market and tell them to bring me their biggest turkey!
Stop calling me "boy," Gramps! And this ain't a plantation - go get your own damn turkey, you turkey!
Do it quickly, my boy, and I'll give you a shilling!
A shilling?! This crazy-ass cracker be trippin'...