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| Ya know, I've often fantasized about having a buxom woman pour champagne all over my young, supple, naked body and then licking it all off. | |
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| Whoa! Sorry, folks! Seems a series from an alternate universe slipped in while I prepared the tequila moat for my grand finale. And now, I will, uh... Oh, fuck it. | |
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| Who the hell are you?! I don't recall asking for Scotch! And I wanted to have sex with a WOMAN! | |
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| My maw says I kiss like a girl. | |
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