CC109: Cliché Theatre Presents "Black Widow"

Author: wirthling

Date: March 25, 2002

by wirthling
3-25-02
Husband #1
Say, babe, what do you think about spicing up our sex life by having a threesome with my secretary?
Husband #2
Jeez! Why are you so cranky?! Is it your time of the month or something?
Husband #3
No, honey, that dress doesn't make you look fat. The fact that YOU'RE FAT makes you look fat!