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President Bush announces his advocacy of "faith-based" government programs...
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| We need to start enhancelating the abilitibly of charitabubble organimazations to help the poor, so we can get the gubmint outta the welfare businemps... | |
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Meanwhile, at the Christian Coalition headquarters...
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| Help the poor? If I had known he wanted to help the god-damned poor, I wouldn't have let him sodomize me during the campaign! | |
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| That's fascinating, Mr. Robertson, but are you going to pay me now or do I have to call Tyrone? | |
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| *sigh* Even I am starting not to believe in me... | |
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