Idiot by wizardmon55-06-04 Jim has just returned from the store. What should I do with my new hammer and nail? OH, I KNOW!!!! HAHAHA OWWW HAHAHAHAHA OWWW!!! Boy, I wish you could see how stupid you look right now.
I'm the best comic maker guy ever. HAHAHA. by wizardmon55-06-04 Hi, mister! Look, sweetie, you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I've seen things you can't even imagine... Things that changed me... So, just find yourself another man to swoon over! Go on, get out of here!! I'M THREE YEARS OLD YOU FREAK!!
Domo arigato, or something. by wizardmon55-06-04 HELLO! Hey, baby... HEY, HEY! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE! I think I'm having a flashback to 8000 OTHER WOMEN. I'M A GUY!!! Robots; the other asexual meat... Or something.
True story. by wizardmon55-06-04 Hey, man, I'm Gabu. What's shakin? i m teh w5 mans ahaha u suk Whoah, man, you just blew my mind. i wil blowe yuor mynd WIHT MY NALE AHAHAHHA Yo, man, the nail is in your head. NOTE AGIN!!!!!11
Technical. by wizardmon55-06-04 I just upgraded my CPU to a 2.5 GHz processor, and switched to an Ethernet connection to the net. wut
True Story... Again. by wizardmon55-06-04 i m gabu i m mk yay howw anticlimaktik And they lived happily ever after. u r ghey no u r
Offensive by wizardmon57-07-06 Dude, seriously, it's been like 2000 years. We want you to come down. SHUT UP. YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.