Demon and the Robot

Author: wmason

Date: October 12, 2008

by wmason
10-12-08
Hey, Robot, do you know this little twerp Tim?
AFFIRMATIVE. I TERMINATED HIS PARENTS.
Classic! Hey, Robot, do you want to go camping. Just you and me? Together? Alone?
NEGATIVE.
Are you sure? Because I thought I felt kind of a connecti--
NEGATIVE.