Be careful what you wish for...

Author: word_weaver13

Date: March 29, 2004

by word_weaver13
3-29-04
We join our hero (previously unnamed, but now known as Barker) on a wondrous day! The day he is granted a wish!
You're my fairy god...thingy?
Uh, yeah, yeah. But hurry up and make your wish, see?, I'm late for something.
The deterioration on Barker's mind becomes apparent.
Hmm...I know! I wish for a hooker! A big, meaty hooker!
Been there, done that! And...Badda Bing!
And now for an important lesson in "Be careful what you wish for." And the horrible screams of our pal Barker will haunt us into the night.
What the hell?
Come on, big boy! You wished for a hooker!...