Philosophy and Manure Piles

Author: word_weaver13

Date: March 29, 2004

by word_weaver13
3-29-04
On a quiet day in the barnyard, a somewhat quirky chicken has a thought...
Hey, I'm in deep thought mode, and doesn't the farmer have two hook hands from that sad "accident" a few harvests back?
Yeah, so?
The chicken is not used to such deep thoughts, and we all know what happens when you get a tiny brain and deep thoughts.
So, if he has 2 hook hands...how does he wear those button up flannel shirts he likes so much?
Gawd, where does this chicken come up with this stuff?
For the record, kiddies, never let your chicken think thoughts more than "Feed me" and "I think it's time to lay eggs for the brilliant overlord."
IEEEE!
Spontaneous Combustion-now THERE's a deep thought for you.