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We join the Fire family on at typical day. The wife is ranting and the husband is not paying a bit of attention to anything but sex.
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| Damn those wings make me horny! | |
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| Honey, I think we need to talk about the serious issues at hand...blah money blah children blah I have no sex life... | |
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A love destined for anguish from the beginning, Fire Pyre sometimes believes their love to be based solely on the sex appeal of tiny fairies to hulking demons.
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| I can't wait to get her into bed! | |
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| Blah blah size issues, blah blah dating! blah blah your mother is a whore... | |
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Yet these conflicts are always resolved in the heat of...passion? And off to the bed he would whisk her. If only relationships were really this easy.
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| Oo! Fire! You're making me horny! | |
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