Of house and hell

Author: word_weaver13

Date: March 29, 2004

by word_weaver13
3-29-04
We join the Fire family on at typical day. The wife is ranting and the husband is not paying a bit of attention to anything but sex.
Damn those wings make me horny!
Honey, I think we need to talk about the serious issues at hand...blah money blah children blah I have no sex life...
A love destined for anguish from the beginning, Fire Pyre sometimes believes their love to be based solely on the sex appeal of tiny fairies to hulking demons.
I can't wait to get her into bed!
Blah blah size issues, blah blah dating! blah blah your mother is a whore...
Yet these conflicts are always resolved in the heat of...passion? And off to the bed he would whisk her. If only relationships were really this easy.
You're so sexy!
Oo! Fire! You're making me horny!