A night on the town

Author: word_weaver13

Date: March 30, 2004

by word_weaver13
3-30-04
Our brave heroes (Dirk, Gabby, and Vic) attend the weekly night of Amish style stand-up.
So me wife was churning butter, and she says, "Honey, does the bible forbid sex, calling it a sin to touch the parts of another?
They have set out to discover if this is worthy to waste time on.
'Why Yes' says I. And she stops for a moment and says..."I touched the tit of the cow I got this cream from...ack! I have sinned!"
Uh...
Sadly, No. It's not.
Thank ye, thank ye! See you at church!
Uh...ha ha ha...