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by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
The two travellers are in a msyterious world...
The link was successful
Not again
We are in a stable, fertile world...
Eh, no...
You wandered outside again
How did that happen?!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Oh no!
What is it?
I think I've lost my arm!
Oh, so you have

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
At a rehearsal for 'The Jerry Springer Show'...
That dude's bonkers!
Are you partonising me!?
Situations must be handled with the utmost care...
No, I'm just considering...
Are you pointing your finger at me?!
This isn't a very good example though.
Because I have bigger fingers than you, and I can stick them where the sun doesn't shine!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Mac recieves a letter
Remember those old SMASH adverts??
Erm... yeah...
But there is bad news
Apparently we're based on the robots in them!
Noooo!
I wonder if I could get any free samples...
Gross! That stuff tastes like mushy paper!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
There are laws everywhere waiting to be broken...
Excuse me sir isn't that a registered trademark?
Wuzza? It's Nik...
In the online world you can never be to safe...
Shut up sir! You can't say that! And what are you drinking?
Sss... Old Time Number Seven Ja..
Or else you can get drunk and sued, it's your choice.
Shut up! Do you know how strict copyright laws are nowadays?
Being as I'm wearing a T-shirt with a registered trademark on and am drunk, what do you expect?!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
There's so much talk about money...
This nowhere life, this hell... My job has killed me. I have no relationships. No love.
How it doesn't bring happiness...
I might as well be dead...
Hey, it can be arranged...
If you believe that you must be such an idiot!
Woohoo! A widescreen telly!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Youth today...
Hey, does Barry Manilow know you raid his warderobe?
How rude... but strangely familiar
Rude AND uninventive
Err... you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie!
Wait a minute! You're quoting The Breakfast Club!
Oh God this is so embrassing, no one was meant to know...
That is so lame.

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Jon and Phillip take a trip through the woods
What the hell is this?!
It's called fresh air
I can't believe I'm stuck here with that poof
Isn't it lovely!
I have not spent twenty years filling my body with alcohol and tar just to go into the "fresh air"! Goodbye!
He must be missing his nicotine...

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Phillip and Jon have got lost
Where the hell are we NOW?
Erm... the hills I think
I have to get out of here! I've seen Deliverance you know, I know what happens to city men out in the wilderness!
Hmm...
Or even worse! This looks like the place where the Sound Of Music was filmed. Noooo!!!!
I wish!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
#Life is good...#
He is really starting to piss me off now
#And life is fine, cos...#
Heh, sucker
HOLY CHRIST MY HOUSE!!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
At Jon's newly destroyed house...
What's happened?
It seems that someone's got it in for you...
Who? Terrorists? Vandals? That old man who yelled at me when I didn't put money in his charity box?
Nope, the government. It always is.
Damn democracy!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
So where am I gonna live now?
You could stay at mine if you like
Home sweet home
This is it?! It's a bloody field?!
I'm a hippie, what do you expect?
I wish I knew how to make friends...

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Jon meets his "business partner"
Hello, big boy
Err... Howdy
Err... Sorry... I'm just so full of remorse after losing my wife after my house exploded, I needed to drown my pain...
What are you doing?!
But Jon, you never had a wife!
I better still get paid

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Outside the brothel...
Jon, why were you going with that prostitue?
I told you, I'm just so upset over the death of my wife... Look I'm even wearing black in mourning!
Stop lying Jon. You couldn't get a wife if you paid someone
I'm just, not very good with women...
Evidently. You should become a hippie like me. Everyone believes in free love and you can get off with anyone you want! That's why I did it; if I didn't believe in free love I'd never get laid!
Wow...

 

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
If I were a hippy, it would be trippy...
The cosmic beetle!
I am lucy, the diamond encrusted sky beetle... follow me to eternal freedom and no shaving!
Free love...
Woohoo!
Hey there Jon boy... Up for some fun?
Nah... even when I'm high on drugs that's still impossible

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Youre such a loser. You can't even be a hippie properly
What do you expect? You have met me, right?
Well, if you can't be a hippie, you're gonna have to get a job
What?! But I've never done a days work in my life!
Then how did you ever afford to live in that house? I don't do any work too but I have to live in a field
Erm, technically it wasn't mine... The owners abandoned it to avoid tax and I.. looked after it for them

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Jon looks for a job in McDonalds
Get outta here before I call the police
So, erm... can I get a job?
In Poundstretcher...
Any chance of a job?
If you don't get out this minute I'm going turn your tongue into a bowtie
At the grotto...
Don't even think about asking to be one of my elves, you've got a face that would scare pit bulls...
Ah ha...

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Fil! I've thought of the perfect job...
Not now man, you're destroying my good vibes
I'm gonna be a scarecrow!
Well, you do have a face that would scare a pit bull
Why do people keep saying that?

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Jon tries his hand at being a scarecrow
He looks like such a freak... I have to get away!
Hey, I'm good at this!
It's really peaceful too... All I'm left with is my thoughts. Ahh...
Five minutes later
I have to leave this job! I have had the most depressing time of my life!
Christ, that must have been really bad!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
After leaving his previous job, Jon talks to Fil...
Why do I need a job anyway? We live in a field
Land rental.
Well, what job do you have then?
Selling grass
As in seeds?
You are such an idiot. I am a hippie, we're pretty famed for drug consumption. Hell, I wouldn't wear these clothes if I wasn't high on weed

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Actually I meant to talk to you about my job...
Why?
I was wondering if you'd help me out, and I'd do you a favour in return
But it's illegal!
I can give you a drug that will give you an out-of-body experience
So I don't feel like myself anymore? Woohoo!

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Jon learns the lingo
Erm, I don't sell sweets...
Yo yo dawg! I wana pound o' yo' finest star drops, my man!
I'd have thought he of all people would know what drugs do to you
A couple of E's please... it's a pretty depressing job
That's just wrong!
Some shrooms please, and make it quick

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
I've sold all the consignment you gave me
Good work! How much did you make?
Seventy bucks
But Jon, you had half a kilograme of cocaine!
Eh, we haggled
Dickhead

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Jon is rewarded for his work
Okay you can have your drug now
I don't feel like myself for five minutes and then possible death! Woohoo!
It's called a Heaven Drop
Wow
It takes you into an out of body experience to heaven. Then generally you have six simultaneous heartattacks.
Neato

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Jon and Fil have taken the Heaven Drops
Wow... so we're going to heaven now?
Yep. That or the set of Psycho
Wrong turning...
Cool! I never thought I'd ever see Heaven! Wait a second...
Oh shit! We got the wrong set of pills this is hell!
Oh shit indeed

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Ey, it's me, Satan!
I never thought that the Devil would have a Liverpool accent... but I can see how it fits
I've gotta ask yus a favour mate. Can yus get us a pizza? I'm starvin!
Erm... I'm not sure when I'll be coming back here
What?! I'm bleeding Satan! You startin? You startin?
Jesus, this is scary and ear-gratingly annoying

 

by world_gone_mad
5-28-03
Satan doesn't take Jon's turning down of his request for a pizza too well
Wot yu bleedin doin? If yus dont get us a pizza, yur gona have eternal damnation, you know!
I don't know what time I'm coming back here, so why don't you come to Earth with me?
Woohoo! I've always wanted to see Mount Rushmore!
Eh, it's not all it's cracked up to be...
I don't think inviting the Lord of Darkness to Earth was such a great idea...
Well, it's too late now

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