A Life Lesson In Love

Author: world_gone_mad

Date: May 27, 2003

by world_gone_mad
5-27-03
Outside the brothel...
Jon, why were you going with that prostitue?
I told you, I'm just so upset over the death of my wife... Look I'm even wearing black in mourning!
Stop lying Jon. You couldn't get a wife if you paid someone
I'm just, not very good with women...
Evidently. You should become a hippie like me. Everyone believes in free love and you can get off with anyone you want! That's why I did it; if I didn't believe in free love I'd never get laid!
Wow...