All comics by ww3_opflash

 

by ww3_opflash
1-27-03
Merry Christmas! Here's some make-up, you ugly bitch!
Merry Christmas! Here's a sandwich you fat fuck!
Hi! I'm Pat!
What an asshole!

 

by ww3_opflash
1-27-03
What the hell was that?
What?

 

by ww3_opflash
1-27-03
Hello there, little boy!
Uh-oh! Mom said priests would try to take advantage of me!
Don't be afraid! I'm not one of those kinds of priests, I'm here to tell you the word of God!
He seems okay. Maybe I was wrong to judge him based on what others have done.
God wants you to suck the holy pole.
Steriotyping is wrong!

 

by ww3_opflash
1-28-03
I got a letter from the government. Oh no! I owe $32,000,000 in taxes!
Shiver me timbers!
I'm gonna use this knife and end it all.
Arr, matey, arr.
The knife is too good for me. I'm just gonna throw myself out.
They don't call me "Peg Leg Pete" for nothing!

 

by ww3_opflash
1-28-03
A "Peanuts" Cartoon as done by David Lynch
Lucy, I need some advice...
Fear not what you may see in yourself, Charlie Brown. This is just another plane of thought in a twirling void.
I am Charlie Brown. I am myself and no one, everything and nothing and Snoopy.
Your mind is finally grasping the straws upon which it was wrought.
Charlie Brown is a non-entity floating in a sea of mortality.
Good grief!

 

by ww3_opflash
1-28-03
A 747 from Dallas to San Diego is hijacked and destroyed by midget robots.
*BEEP* Kill All Humans! *BEEP*
*BEEP* Oh no! We hijacked a plane carrying Afghanistan terrorists! *BEEP*
*BEEP* They're taking back the plane! *BEEP*
Bee bee bee boogadoo! Waka waka shplook!
*BEEP* What the fuck? Is this supposed to be funny? *BEEP*
This cartoon doesn't make any sense!

 

by ww3_opflash
1-28-03
1: Employees come up with a great vision for thier company.
Maybe we should stop subliminally encouraging children to use tobbacco. It doesn't seem morally right.
Great idea! You should suggest it to management.
2: The idea is then submitted to management.
It should only shrink our profits down to 6 billion dollars. We can afford it!
Great idea! I'll work this into the next marketing meeting.
3: Management ignores this and does whatever it wants.
Hey kids! Smoking is cool!
Black phlegm is rad!

 

by ww3_opflash
3-13-04
Back at Danger HQ
Oh no! The president is in danger!
We must save him!
For freedom and justice! Super Clones to the rescue!
Super Clone transformation! Power of...
Depressed clown!
Depressed clown!

 

by ww3_opflash
3-13-04
Super Clone 1 looks for his clone
You don't scare me! Tell me where my clone is or I'll use the power of a dog balancing on a ball!
Grr! Maskman chop!
Had enough, or are you thirsty for more?
Argh! I'm sorry for everything!
To be continued...
Now, where's my clone?
Shh... I hear something!

 

by ww3_opflash
3-13-04
Continued...
Maskman, what do you hear?
Sorry, I was mistaken. Here's your clone back.
Thank goodness you safe! Now we can get back to saving the world!
Yes! Wait, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
It's not gay if it's with your clone?
I was thinking about nuclear disarmament, but your idea is good too.

 

by ww3_opflash
3-13-04
Meanwhile, the Super Clones continue to look for shelter...
Brr! I don't know how much longer I can take it!
Wait! I see shelter!
Oh no! It's a laser eye surgery center for robots!
I planted explosives to destroy it, but the timer set itself to 5 seconds! We'll never make it out alive!
Kaboom! The end!

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