SatanDave uses mind control to kill his Arch-Enemy: Couch!

Author: wyll

Date: January 29, 2001

by wyll
1-29-01
Go now, and stab the couch! Muahahahahahaha.
I really shouldn't stab the couch. That would make Eric really mad.
HA! She thinks I cannot read her thoughts, I will use my evil mind control ability! Just let her try and NOT stab the couch.
Hey, I've got an idea: I think I'll go stab the couch. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Now where did I leave that knife?
I feel so bad now...I can't beleive I stabbed Eric's couch. What ever came over me?
NEWSFLASH: A strange string of couch stabbings has been reported in the Holyoke area!