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At the Randomness Convention
...so in conclusion, I'd like to state, geometry sucks ASS!
...G-om-et-ree? Wh...What is this?!
It's the thing with the squares and the...Stuff.
It's a gay bar?

 

...What is this? Why? What is the point of this?
Jonas is all...sick. With the flu.
Damn him. Now I have to make a crappy comic with YOUUU.
...yep.

 

...sup homie g-dawg?
Why? Why do you talk like this?
Because I hate you.

 

I hate my job.
Why?
Because no one likes me. Everyone is afraid of me. I just wish I had some friends.
...I'll be your friend.
Dear god, what is this? The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?!

 

Hey look. I'm a dork.
...Wow. That's ...GREAAAT.
I know.
...yeah.
TV sucks.

 

Hey! Look at me! Look at how punk I am!
Yuh. And look at how goth I am!
And look at how indie I am!
And look at how emo I am!
...I am a goat.
Poser!!

 

Um...
What are you doing?
...Getting nailed.
Why am I friends with him again?

 

Elementary, my dear. 2x3 is 6! Elementary, my dear. 2x4 is 8
Later that day...
Elementary, my dear. 2x5 is 10! Elementary, my dear. 2x6 is 12!
Shut up! Why won't you SHUT UP?! Okay, that's it...now you die!
Ah. That's better...Elementary, my dear. 2x3 is 6! Ah! Goddamnit!

 

Hey...give me an example of an oxymoron.
Why?
English assignment.
Oh.
...Well?
Microsoft Works

 

Okay, now I need another oxymoron.
Okay. Here's one: You.
What? That's not an oxymoron!
Yes it is.
How?
YOU are pretty ugly.

 

Steve, Steve, Steve, Claire, Billy and Brenda are trying to save Steve...
Come on! Let's go save Steve!
Yeah!
Hey! Steve! We've come to save you!
Thanks...but my name is Stev.
Die, Stev! We don't like you!

 

Hello, my freaky amigo!
Um...hi.
Sorry...I don't know any freaky words.
Um...how about freakish?
Later that day...
Why does she hang out with us?
I think we felt sorry for her. We let her sit with us...and now she's constantly trying to conform to our non-conformity.

 

Hey! Look at me, today! I'm freaky!
Uh-huh....sure.
No, seriously. Look at my shirt.
...
Later that day...
Um. Did you see her today?
She wears a square inch of black and she thinks she's one of us.

 

I went out with Stephanie, Mari, Amanda, you...
...Danielle.
Yeah, Danielle...God, I hate her. Nicole, Melissa. Is that it? I think so. What about you?
Um...I went out with you.
Oh.

 

So, what'd you do today?
Went to the doctors...turns out I have a double ear infection.
Suckish
Yeah, but then I got high off the medicine they gave me.
...

 

You killed me.
How?
You hugged me.
Jordan told me to.
Jordan killed me.

 

Today was funny. It was all...
Earlier that day...
Mom, do we have any fucks?
What?!
Forks. I mean forks.
Oh...yeah, then.

 

Ow. Ow. Ow.
*ahem* Are you "getting nailed" again?
Nope. I'm fucking.

 

So, I was saying anti- before everything one day.
My mom was all, "If I say christ, would you say it."
I'm like, "Yes." She replies, "NO YOU WON'T!!"
"Fine, then...Anti-Anti-Christ." She freaks.
I say, "What? It's a double negative!"
Her reply is, "Do you think god knows english?!"

 

Random conversation that I'm not sure how it really came about...
Let's have babies.
(Sidenote: Woo! I'm emo! O_o)
...
But then we'd have one-eared emo children running around.
Even though none of that's hereditary...
So?

 

*This isn't a comic I have songs in my head...And I must share them with the world.
I stay wrecked and jealous for this.
For this simple reason why.
This all was only wishful thinking.
This all was only wishful thinking.
Okay, so maybe you're right. I SHOULDN'T have bought TWO taking back sunday CDs.
Oh, ya think?

 

I'm gonna rhyme everything you say.
Orange.
Um...
It's the only word in the english language that doesn't have a rhyme.
Bluorange? Damn.

 

I wanna get on my mom's computer...'cept my mom is on it.
Then get on it...Just knock her out and throw her in the closet!
Oh, sure and then my dad comes home. "Where's your mom?" Then I'd reply "In the closet."
He'd be all, "What's she doing there?"
"Sleeping"

 

So...the new Good Charlotte CD. It has a hidden track.
Really, where?
Well, it's hidden.
So...it's like...IN the CD?
Suuure.
I'mma go break my CD now...*crack* Hey, there's nothing here!

 

So, Tyler had these geckos. One male and one female. The female died.
And apparently you're supposed to have at least three females if you have a male gecko...
So...the gecko-chick was fucked to death?
Yep.

 

Hey, how did Adam know what to name the animals?
Well when a lion LOOKS like a lion, what do you call it?
Brian. I call it Brian.

 

Do God and Jesus cry?
Yes, yes they do...
Satan likes to make fun of them.

 

*The Comic Where Ralp Turns into a Dog
I wanna be a dog.
Then be a dog.
Okay...
Yay! Ralp is Dog-Boy!
Okay. Cool.

 

Come to my birthday party.
I can't. That's when Joey is having his party. Sorry!
...
I'll still buy you a present, though.
YAY! PRESENTS!

 

I feel like a tweeker!
Huh?
...meth addict...
Maybe you are a tweeker!
No...I don't...Oh! Maybe I'm a sleep-tweeker!

 

We should buy Lestat bondage pants for Christmas.
Yeah...but it'd be weird to just randomly ask him his pants size.
I know! Let's ask Ralp! I have a strange feeling that he knows.
What? I don't think he'd have Lestat's pants size! That'd be kinda ...wrong.
Later...
Hey. What's Lestat's pants size?
14. I think.

 

Hey. Cool. We've reached twenty episodes!
Yeah. But let's not forget, this whole thing started with you and Attack Squirrel
Attack Squirrel needs to die.
Then make an episode where you kill him.
You know, I should...I really should.
...yeah

 

Discussing Anne Rice's Interview with the Vampire...
Why are all the vampires kinda...really...gay?
I dunno.
Really, the have sex a lot. You have to read between the lines. It's like, "I love you *BANG*..."
Or "I need you *BANG*" or "Hi *BANG*"

 

...Ralp is like our Barbie doll.
Huh?
Well, I mean...We buy him clothes, we've done his hair, we make him wear pink...
Now all we need is a Ken doll...
Quick! Go get Kevin!

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