the perfect family part III

Author: xdjsorex

Date: December 17, 2002

by xdjsorex
12-17-02
so i like love you and stuff...
haha...no no you must be thinking of my ugly twin sister you bloody vaginal fart...
i just can't get them straight...why...me...i hate myself...
now now...go talk to your step dad about girls...he is such a womanizer...he'll know what to do...
just don't show her your limp, small, ineffective penis...she'll probably won't know what to do with it anyways...plus, i've see you in the shower and its rather scary...all bumpy and shit...eww...
thanks, you always know what to say...