the value of honesty

Author: xdjsorex

Date: June 14, 2007

by xdjsorex
6-14-07
how can i help you?
i need a pack of Camel Lights and...uh and a pack of matches...and, do you have any 5w 30 motor oil...oh, yeah i need some double A batteries for my vibrator...do you sell picture frames...
how was work today?
oh i was fired months ago...i just go there to listen to people. i'm a people person...
girls sleep with me because i am sensitive to their needs...they think i hear them, i just smell twat
i sleep with guys who think i think they are sensitive...but in reality, i just gave him 'the herp' and could care less...