The Adventures of Robert Plant - Part One

Author: xene

Date: August 13, 2006

by xene
8-13-06
The Alien Lifeform, Robert Plant, tried to make friends in his new neighborhood...
Gasp!
Hi , I just bought the old "Haunted Mansion" up the road...My name is Robert Plant...
"Bugs" McGraw, from Chemlawn was called to deal with the invader...
REDRUM!
As I was saying to your wife...I just blew in from outer space and I ....
Suddenly, "Bugs" realized this was no ordinary crabgrass, it had a SOUL!
...I beg your pardon?