GET ANY GATER

Author: xenogamy

Date: November 18, 2002

by xenogamy
11-18-02
WELL, WELL, WELL!! COULD I GET ANY GAYER
PERHAPS IF YOU SWIRLED UP YOUR HAIR MORE, AND DYED IT PLATINUM BLONDE.
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YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THAT.
THIS LETTER SAYS YOU'RE A DICKHEAD