Fine Men-About-Town 7

Author: xenogamy

Date: November 22, 2002

by xenogamy
11-22-02
Excuse me, God of Hellfire?
WHAT DO YOU WANT, MORTAL
I was thinking - could you possibly make me more awesome?
HMM... WELL, HOW AWESOME DO YOU WANT TO BE, EXACTLY?
However awesome I have to be to get women to like me.
...OKAY I'LL NEED ABOUT FOUR OF YOUR SOULS FOR THAT ONE.