Kblam! by xthedax6-11-01 MM's bro is just to good Hey Mysterymans Bro, theres... Im too damn good to care Creep Just before the bullet hits.. Ok, lets have a little talk, your about to get killed, ok? Lalala, I cant hear you *hands over ears* Brap brap! See, that IRA bullet just turned you into jesus, you silly man Bah, now im going to have to get my bro to help me..
A day in #theda by xthedax6-13-01 Uh testing one two three, can anyone hear me? ifromkorea has enter #theda well hello there I l33t hacka from the korea, you from Merica? Aw gawd, this is getting repetetive :( I Nuke u wit my l33t hack program, you bad man!
A typical conversation between me and static by xthedax6-14-01 Static meets his maker RAWR, im theda give me your credit card! eek, im static, dont hurt me *whimper* theda knows who's boss! RAWR, I knew you would Sum deus? RAWR²! Now run along child!! dont hurt me mr.theda, *runs*
Replacement car toys by xthedax6-14-01 Lets find the suction cup! So like static, you think if we find a black guy with big enough lips, we can like stick him to a window? Hmm, I dunno, lets find Jasel Look stat we did it! Uhh, so like Jasel, can we try something out on you? Uhh, wait a minute *mkdfmkdfs* *suck* yeah! Well there we have it boys and girls, need a car soft toy, grab a homie of the streets put him on your window Amen to that theda
theda and frozenKaT by xthedax6-14-01 Bad seano! hey seano hey, ive been having relations with Flannels mom again, ive been like real bad. WTF!? Well what happened sean? Well, like I took of the dress, and I like sucked her off. Right... Uhh, sean, I think Flannels dads been dressing up in his moms clothes well, uh, um, well It could have been worse, right?
Linda, a stipper, nah it cant be! by xthedax6-14-01 w000!, money is the key! Uh will linda strip for me on my 18th? Um, like sure, just give me a million Gawd no! Here, take the money Uh, ill strip for you instead, *starts stripping* Weird.. Linda, is he always like this? Yeah, its a bad habit, he does it infront of every guy he sees, poor little man
Well damn. by xthedax6-15-01 hah! now what is this bastard gonna say.. dude, your nails are getting rusty yeah rub it in you son of a bitch!!! im outta here wait, can you like change my nails, damn, I should shut up!
A day in #theda part 2 by xthedax6-17-01 Dire, no? So like, seeing as your the only one here, I guess ill talk to you *zummph* Ekk! Gawd, this UBB sucks, no? *zummph* Hmmph You dont say much, do you? *zummph*
A day in the life of Freddy Man by xthedax6-19-01 So.. uh... .... You wanna go on a date with me? Um...no Oh well, back to jacking off with my 1 TB of porn Hell yes, I knew I was always the one for you!